i got an asshole for a room mate

eshh...aku xtau ap problem ko..
byk bnd gle wt aku rase xbest je..

1) fine aku pon suke nengok katon..x kesah a nk kumpol gmbo ke, wallpaper ke..cantek n kiut kn..tp ni smpi hentai dorg pon ko nk jgk..dude, come on..da sonok2 nengok cite kiut2 kelaka2 gile2 best2, ko wt cmtu..what kind of sick fetish ko ni?? bleghhh...xlalu gle aku nk nengok katon bile tingtkn bnd ni...
2)kalo bole appreciate cket effort org...aku kalo kua g pasa mlm dating bwk la balek pape cket sbb aku tau ko xd moto nk jejalan. n msti tingin jgk g pasa mlm sbb jarang ade kn. ni ble aku beli dan2 je kate xmau. aku xnk mkn. bullshit...x bebudi bhse lgsg..kate la jap g aku mkn ke, sedap cket dgr..ni tolak teros mcm tu...
3) nape ko nk ikot org sgt..adam kate xnk g kelas ko pon, xpela, adam malas..eii..mase dpn ko kn..nk ikot adam wt pe??pstu ko nk g kelas x sbnonye?? pg da bgn awal bkn nk tolong kejot, men gem wt bodo,ble aku tjage aku tanye la. ko nk g kelas x??selambe je ckp k ox bgn, ingt ko xnk g...ape pnye bodo ni?? da bgn tolong la kejot..kalo kejot pon da tggl 5 menet bru nk kejot..ape sempat buat??g kelas x mandi la aku..kalo aku bgn awal aku kejot ko stgh jam tau x..bg saip..eeeee..aku tinggal jgk bdk ni..
4) fine, aku stat nengok liverpool sbb teng yg ajak nengok game..awal2 mmg x layan sgt..tp da lame2 nengok team dorg maen best, fan lg best, lagu xyh ckp a...merdu gle...even that, it took me years to purchase my own jersey...n i do it with proud..
ini x..bola pon x nengok, sport news pon x bace, nth team kenal nth x, tetibe beli jesi smpi tige, ad t shirt bajet wt treneng pdhl ajak g adang ad je alasan..poyo je ckp dulu slalu a maen, skg da malas..lancau..kalo org kaki sukan, ble d ajak msti turon jgk cket, at last pon senam la kt blek bg bgerak bdn, ni xd pn. pstu siap ad keychain liv lg kt enset....oii..geli beb..geli gle org xtau pape nk poyo2 mcm tu
5) lg satu, kalo da dpt ape yg ko nk, mmg ko slalu x pedulik org laen kn..last time g blek semut amek cite, bole ckp x jmpe supernatural..pdhl tu la bnd 1st yg aku bukak. ko da dpt pc, tenet laju, mule la dnld yg bkn2, nth lagu pondan mane nth, aku nk belah ckp tggu jap, ape yg aku suroh amek x dpt jgk..
aritu time kelas srp..tau la ko nk g kelas nk cepat, tp xkn x pasan fifi kt sblh ko tu x pandai buat, da siap awal bg la die pnjm buku sblm kelua, ko da x pakai kot..ni x, aku wat soklan nk smpi kol 12 tu pon die x setel lg dtg kt aku..tolong jgk la..bullshit x pasan...aku yg dok row blkg gle pon bole nmpk mamat tu usha2 xtau buat soklan
6) dulu poyo ckp aku x kesah tido mcm mane pon, cerah ke, ramai org ke...fine, aku mmg ad mslh cket, nk tito kne pasang cite, kalo senyap sgt xle tutop mate..tp aphl nth tetibe die pon nk ikot jgk..da la pasang kuat2, cte pumpang pumpang gadoh2, xtau respek org ke??

ei man...whats the matter with you???

like father like duckling

hahahaha...teng2...
ko same mcm bpk ko la...
da la due2 suke gelak, suke bhn org pulak..
akakakaka...kelaka beb...
lg satu psamaan yg aku pasan..
u know how u got your name???
wakakakaak....lg la best
nk kate malang salah...nk kate kreatif bole jgk...
bpk ko cite la kn...aku just story balek...kalo die tipu aku pon tipu la
time mak ko ngandong anak 1st, bpk ko nk sgt name ali imran, tp x bgtau mak ko. so, dgn harapan nk selitkn jgk name ali imran tu, die suggest kt mak ko wt draw!!! wakakaka...mcm cabotan btuah pulak...ad la nk dkt 20 name dlm balang tu...cabot2 kua la name teng paan...
akakaka...dude, a were 1/almost2o chances to end up with your brother's name...ahahahahaha...
best2...
ko pon same dgn bpk ko bg name suke2 je kn...ingt scout madman?? petik dr dictionary sambel tutop mate...thats genius....
hehe

25 km/h

shit slow gle dlm ship yard...
sempat tdo sblm smpi opis
da la kt ujong sekali

moms the word

ini bkn salah eje
mmg nk ckp psl mom pon
not mums the word
wahahahaha
shes not a highly educated
i mean she can if ad rezeki
tp fmli x byk duet
adek2 pon ramai
she give up her future for adek2 kecik die
tp ble jmpe klasmet die(ad yg jd lect la, eng la, byk jgk la) sume ckp ruginye...u used to be among the best time skola
uuuuuuuuuu....
dont have to be a rocket scientist
but she still know her way around all we need to grow strong and healthy full of nutrient
die x ckp la ikot term2 science2 ni(da lupe la tu)
tp ape yg perlu tu she knows them..
hehehehe
thanks mom